But Mary Poppins is a classic! Not to mention the fact that it's completely fantastic. And who else but wizards could just jump into chalk drawings? After seeing portraits, she's totally developed a solid theory on how Mary Poppins is related to Headmistress McGonagall.

Anyway! Back to her inability to be anything other than a crippling disappointment to people who expect better from her.

"Not really," she shrugs, shifting herself to sit Indian-style and pulling the pillow onto her lap. "I mean, I ain't really all that good at book-smart stuff. Figure I might as well get myself a job or somethin'. Be useful?"